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Monday, June 2, 2008

Gregorivich

So I am sad to announce that the days of living with a 16 year old Scotsman are drawing to a close. I have enjoyed sharing food, shower, and toilet with the"dodgy" little fellow and I truthfully will miss him a lot, but a tribute post to Gregor would not be complete without a list of my all time favorite Gregor moments.

1. Gregor was really upset recently when he ate 8 apricots in a single sitting and later had diarrhea, he refused to believe that the excessive fiber consumption was the cause of his loose stools.

2. Earlier in Spring semester we decided to go to a UVSC (UVU) rodeo. When we arrived Greg was acting really really mad. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "When you told me we were going to a rodeo i thought that i was going to ride one of those bulls with people cheering (a mechanical bull)." He is still upset if you bring it up.

3. Perhaps the best bonding time that i ever had with Greg was when we spent an entire Jazz game arguing about whether or not a few of the jazz players were African American. I do agree that it is weird that someone with light skin calls themselves black, but its just culture right? You be the judge, Carlos Boozer black or white? Gregor refused to believe that he was of African descent.


This has been an interesting year, and the time spent with Gregor will not soon be forgotten. Greg if you ever read this i want you to know that i really will miss you. It has been fun to get to know more about Emma's family and about the European culture in general. I love you man, you're pretty fit, and i will honestly always consider you to be one of my brothers.

Man-U Forever, and as Michael Jackson always says, "It doesn't matter if you're black or white," or in this case, just black.

4 comments:

kendall said...

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my whole life. Absolutely, tears streaming down my face laughing. OH greg, life will never be complete without you.

Lainey said...

Where is Gregor going? I didn't hear this story!

Stefanie Elyse said...

Hey josh. Someone (who will remain nameless) sent me a link to your blog. Nice Scotsman post, I remember hearing about him once upon a time. Isn't blogging the best? I think it's taking over my life...

kendall said...

So I know this is the funniest blog on the planet, but I'm ready for a new one. Please?? Love youuu.