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Thursday, October 23, 2008

the things i hear...



The saga of hearing the best questions ever continues... I heard this amazingness in my (mostly freshmen) psychology class.


freshman kid dressed in plaid pajama pants: "Do you think that if in Jurassic Park the scientists would have made all of the dinosaurs male rather than female the people visiting the island would have been more safe?"

teacher: "What?"

PJ kid: "Well, when they mutated all it took was one male to impregnate all the female dinosaurs, if you reversed that there would have been only one chance of getting pregnant."

teacher: "Well this is the problem of trying to make correlations between the real and imaginary"

PJ : "I just think a lot of people could have been saved, thats all."

4 comments:

kendall said...

Hahahahaha....ohhh. This one might be my favorite, tied with the crazy cat lady.
"This is the problem of trying to make correlations between the real and imaginary."
Priceless. :)

wearethree said...

I guess that's the grown up way of saying what the rest of us would have...you're an idiot dude. Shut up.

LeeAnne said...

You have to admit it's a valid question.

Michael said...

But seriously...

WHAT IF?